Shock Value: Entry 233 "Weather Lady"

Good Afternoon "Weather Lady,"

I do hope this communique' finds you in the very best of health and spirits. I write today because I am a little concerned "Weather Lady." I don't know if it is something that I have done to you or something I said to you or someone you know, but your temperature lately has been all over the place. I mean, I don't know how to deal with you at all anymore "Weather Lady." For instance, I am well aware that you have four main dispositions: you spring forward, fall back, heat up in the summer, and chill in the winter. But lately "Weather Lady" it seems like the aforementioned are getting all crossed up and I am concerned. In the winter you have begun to heat up some times and then out of no where you start to chill. In the summer you take the heating up way too far. I mean you get so heated, most of us can't stand to be around you without an Aquafina (bottle water plug.)

"Weather Lady" you are really important in the lives of many. I mean we all respect you, but we can't figure you out anymore. No hurricanes during hurricane season, but massive floods and tornadoes in the middle of the winter. We adore you "Weather Lady" and most of us respect you except those clowns who attend games in 40 below zero "Weather" and take their shirt off. Perhaps, they do respect you, but you don't affect them as you do me. If there is anything that I have done to offend you, disrespect you, or hurt you "Weather Lady" I am truly sorry. I just want to know whether to wear a jacket, some shorts, carry an umbrella, or do all three. I write with all due respect to ask for you to help me, help you, and others around you. You are important to all of us "Weather Lady" and with out you we wouldn't have life and vegetation. I am very thankful for all you do, but I am in need of a solution to the issues we are having. "Weather Lady," please make up your mind. Don't let me be a victim of your erratic "Weather" behavior. If your going be hot, stay hot, if your going be cold, stay cold. This back and forth every day or two, is taking a toll on me and others. Make no mistake, I respect you "Weather Lady" but if you keep this up I will be forced to stay inside---Forever!!!

Best,

D.I.