Shock Value: Entry 246 "Get It Together"

This is another public service announcement brought to you by your neighborhood look out guy.

I am writing you all, my neighbors, to inform you that you all need to "Get It Together" or get out!!! Now, I have been sitting in my window for the past few decades not saying much about how you clowns are destroying my neighborhood. I would say it is ours, but I don't think you all care too much about this place, so you all just waste countless hours doing nothing, but ruining other people's lives;"Get It Together." I am so sick of all your drama, fighting, disrespect, and irresponsibility. We only get one life and you are squandering away the chance the MAN upstairs has given each of you to make a difference in this world; "Get It Together."

I am frustrated with the way you all treat this place, throwing your trash all over the ground; "Get It Together." Does the word, trash can, not mean anything to you? You don't own this land, we are all leasing it from GOD, so it would be nice if you and your trash find a home, like a trashcan.

I am tired of the way you fools treat our women, "Get It Together." I know you a grown a$$ momma's boy who believes you are GOD's gift to women, but you aren't. You are just like Jodie, in Baby Boy, "Get It Together." Women put up with your ignorance, not because they have to, but because they love or care for your dumb butt. It would be nice if you showed a little respect for them and at least cheat in private and if you don't refer to your mother as a bi&tch, don't call other women that. Fellas, you need to "Get It Together" for a number of reasons. At the rate we are going, our children won't have a choice but to marry outside of their race, because your son, his friends, and your son's son, will all be dead or locked up in a jail cell trying to be the next Lil Wayne; "Get It Together."

Now ladies, you know the kid got mad love for you, but you need to "Get It Together" too. Stop walking around like you are at a strip club or going swimming. I have seen people with more clothes on in sex scenes in movies. Dress and present yourself with respect and you are more likely to garner the respect you deserve. It's not all about attention. All attention isn't good attention. If you walk around looking sluttish or like you are selling your body parts for the evening, don't get upset when someone tries to buy them; "Get It Together." Stop walking around looking busted too. I don't care if you are running to the store for a quick second, put on some clothes, take off those pajama pants, and for GOD sakes, unwrap your hair wrap or remove the rollers. That is not the business. I don't need to go any further ladies; "Get It Together." One more thing, stop babysitting these supposed grown men, just to say you have someone; its dumb and you look stupid in the end.

Every now and again, we all need to take a second to look at ourselves. Take a look at our circumstance, take a look at our choices, take a look at our relationships, take a look at our life. Its perfectly fine, if you don't have it together, but you need to work to "Get It Together." We need you all to be on your best as much as possible, because this world is depending on you. Now one is perfect, but as I always say, there is nothing wrong with shooting for being darn near perfect. "Get It Together" or go find a very high bridge that covers a large body of water, and jump off the side. Please don't try to swim, just sink to the bottom and stay there. Some of you idiots might float back to the top without even trying, dang. Just "Get It Together " people! There is no time like the present.