Shock Value: Entry 99 "If You Happy & You Know It Clap Your Hands"

TGIT people! For those of you who don't mentally move as fast as the rest of us, that means, thank GOD its Thursday. If you just had a now I get it moment, I am yet praying for you.

Today's Topic: If You Happy & You Know It Clap Your Hands

Ok, I know all of you remember that song. Luke "Uncle Luke" Campbell remixed it and had us all losing our mind when it came on. Those where the days. Today will be a short reminder to some of you who have obviously forgotten how to be happy. Ewwww, you Debbie and Don Downers get on my nerves. You are never satisfied with anything. Nothing is ever good enough. Eventually, people just deal with it and realize that you are the twin brother or sister of Scrug McDuck (yes a grow man can reference Duck Tails.) For you to be here and have so much, even though to you its never enough, you would think you would be at least content. It's so bad these days; you rarely get a smile out of people. I guess people just don't have anything to smile about any more. Well, I do!

In short, if you are happy, demonstrate it. If your love ones make you happy, show it. If your spouse, boy/girlfriend, makes you happy, prove it. If you don't know how, just simply clap your hands. Now people make look at you funny because everyone knows you can't just start off a clap all by yourself. But in this very moment, its a sign of appreciation. Take a moment, if you can, think of someone who truly makes you happy, stand up and give them a hand. Who cares who is watching. Most of the people around you think you are mentally looser than a dress shirt with all the buttons missing, so you will just assist them with judging you. I am serious. If you happy or can think of anyone, thing, or object that makes you happy---clap your hands.

Hey life is short and you will only get out of it, what you put into it. Happy Out/ Happy In. Now, get your butt up and start clapping. Don't make me come over there! CCCCCLLLLLAAAAAPPPPPPP! (I see you not clapping too!) CCCLLLAPPPPP!