Shock Value: Entry 176 "Woman"

Yep, you can smell the

weekend air already today.

But, note to self---

it's not here yet.

Today's Topic: Woman

Yep, he is back! I have tried this nice encouraging approach overlooking the flaws of many, but an interaction today has driven me back to my roots. Woman, Woman, Woman, where art thou? I don't get you at all. Please provide me with some much needed answers to questions that puzzle the best of us. You will find below, a list of things I would like for you to respond to. Feel free to ignore this request or respond simply by saying "no comment," but I really need your assistance. Thanks in advance.

1) What is it that you want?

1a: Do you even know?

2) What is more important to you: Dating a man with a raggedy car and his own place or dating a man with a luxury car who is staying at home with his parents?

3) Why is it that you always choose the man that everyone wants, but get upset when people try to talk to him or when he isn't faithful?

3a: Aren't you asking for it, when you start dating him?

4) Are good men really hard to find or is it hard to find a good man?

4a: Are you really looking for one or you just like to say you are?

5) Are all men really dogs or just the ones you tend to attract?

5a: If yes to either, shouldn't you change something about you to divert these fools in another direction or do you honestly like the attention?

6) Why do women who have a good men cheat and you can't seem to find a good one to save your life?

7) Which qualities do you want a man to possess: love, care, and honesty or faithfulness, humor, and GOD-fearing? (you can only choose one)

8) Do you prefer a man with good credit or street credit?

8a: Can either of them truly make you happy?

9) Do you think that you are perfect?

9a: If not, why do you act like it or expect other people to be?

10) Finally, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT?

Yea, I know this is a repeat, but I figured if I ask it twice you might answer it this time.

Woman, I need your help. If you don't help me, I don't know what to do next. Perhaps, charge this and all the other things I don't know about you & your friends to the game. S.M.D.H.I.C. = Shaking My Darn Head In Confusion.

~Brutha' I Just Wanna Know