Act Like You Belong Here

Sometimes I think a number of your cousins are from another planet. I mean, they have no manners and they act like the were raised with apes. Now, maybe I am not talking about you, but you definitely some of your people are most embarrassing. I just want to pull them to the side and say to them, "for goodness sakes please Act Like You Belong Here."

There are some people I wouldn't take to the woods, even if we were the only people there. Not only do they make you ashamed of your race when they open up their mouth, but they have no sense of volume. They speak normally like we are in a night club standing by the speakers. In my mind, I am like, "Ma'am/Sir you are at 100, I need you at a 4." It's sad, but you know it is true. Some of you and your friends stick out of any crowd no matter where you are. Note to self, that ain't always cool, a good thing or due to your Swag. It's because you don't know how to Act Like You Belong Here or anywhere for that matter. Some of you are in denial, because you may fall into this category, but at the moment you aren't exhibiting any of these behaviors. So you can't acknowledge this is you. Once you come out of denial, take a moment to read this little note I have drafted for you. It states, "We all love you to death, but at least for five minutes can you, "Act Like You Belong Here?" Please!!!