Shock Value: Entry 4 " A Bad Case of The Mondays"

Is it me or is Monday not the worst day of the week? Half of us don't even remember why we even chose this career, degree, or job. The rest of us would much rather be at home, with a snack sitting on the coach watching Maury and his articulate guess tell us, "I am 1000 percent sure Muurrryy (Maury), he is the father; look at that nose!" Right...you are about as sure as the 22 other guys you had tested over the past 3 seasons. Get ready to run back stage boo boo and roll all over the floor in an effort to win that GHETTO OSCAR.

Anyway, today's message is for all my people out there who like the rest of us, struggle with Monday mornings. Not only does today start the week, but you are forced to listen to your co-workers talk about how great their weekend was, but you know you couldn't do a darn thing because you spent all your income tax money on that new car you can't afford or Easter hair do, nails, and outfit. [Why do people blow their income tax money? I'll come back to that at a later date.]

I am not a Doctor, but here is my prescription to your Bad Case of the Mondays---Get over it! My President is black (fill in the rest if you know the song...), we are slowly moving out of a recession, and the family is all healthy and well. Be thankful you have a job. There are millions of people in this country who lost and are losing their job on a daily. If you don't like your job; begin to make the necessary adjustments to find a career. Just search for that one thing that you would do everyday for free, and find a way to get paid for it.

Mondays aren't going away. So embrace them as if they were a loved one you wouldn't invite over to your house or cookout, because you know once they get drunk, they are going to embrace your entire family and bloodline. Just love Monday from a distance and recognize its existence. Tuesday is on its way. Like its any better!

Peace, Love, and Hair Grease...(the TCBY kind, lol)