Everybody Can't Wear Everything

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

This is a public service announcement, brought to you by your neighborhood Fashion Colonel. Now, I know that some of you won't agree with this piece, but that is perfectly fine and dandy. I write today to let you all know that as the sun begins to beam, the clothes for some people seem to find themselves shorter, invisible or just plain lost. In lamens terms, people Wear a lot less clothing when the heat is out. Now, that is fine, but some people take it way too far. Some people think the term "less is better" means show as much skin as possible. They push the limits, close enough to naked. Heck, it's considered naked in some places. But, there is one rule I want you all to remember: Everybody Can't Wear Everything.

I am all about people expressing themselves in any way they see fit. But I am no fan of people who go too far. Just because you like it or you can afford it, doesn't mean you can Wear it. Additionally, just because you can squeeze your hams into it, doesn't mean you should Wear it either. I know you think it looks fine, but sir/ma'am you look like a h.a.m. (hot azz mess.) Anyone who cared anything about you or for you would say so too. So that means, since they didn't someone needs too. Everybody Can't Wear Everything. I don't have be butt for skinnies, like you don't have the butt for spandex. Well actually, you don't have the butt, thighs, legs, nothing. The only thing you should put in spandex is perhaps your feet, if they make those type of shoes. Trust, I am in no way trying to hate. I 'm not saying you can't be big and beautiful or small and gorgeous; but you have to keep this one thing in mind---Everybody Can't Wear Everything.