I'm not really that racist against black people. I think that it sorta runs in my family. I only make the jokes cuz their easy, funny, and people like em; just like jewish jokes. Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sell drugs? -ones a pharmacist and the others a drugdealer
Why do they put cotton in the tops of medication bottles? -To remind black people that they were cotton pickeres before they were drug dealers.
What do black people and apples have in common? -They both look good hanging off trees.
Why were Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder always smiling? -Because they didn't know they were black.
What do black people and semen have in common? -Only one in a million work.
Why couldn't the blind black guy read? -because he was black.
Why are black people so fast? -All the slow ones are in jail.
What do you call a black guy having sex? -Rape.
What happened to the black woman that had an abortion? -Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
What do you call a black priest? -Holy shit.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? -Neighbor.
Do you remember the black family on the Jetsons? No? The future looks pretty good!
Whats the difference between a black jew and a white Jew? -The black ones have to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
Whats the difference between an African kid and a pair of jeans? -The jeans only have one fly on it.
Why don't black people listen to country music? -Because every time they hear the word ho-down, they think one of their sisters are dead. Whats long and black? -The unemployment line.
What do people and jelly beans have in common? -Nobody likes the black ones.
What is the only positive thing about black people? -HIV
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? -A pizza can feed a family of four.
Whats the difference between a couch and a black guy? -A couch can support a family of four.
What do tou call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys? -Coach
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