Shock Value: Entry 140 "Football Season Is Here"

Happy Hump Day!

I hope your week has been

fun and eventful thus far.

Today's Topic: Football Season Is Here

Do you smell that? There is something in the air. Take your temperature. There is something going around that is causing fevers. Do you have any idea what that might be? I can tell you, its the beginning of Football Season. Oh yeah, Its Here! That time of year where the men are separated from the boys. Where families become sworn enemies as the pigskin flies through the air. Wives and Husbands grab the old crate out of the addict and dig out their favorite player's jersey to wear it every Sunday, Monday, or Thursday as they root for their teams.

Yes, it is time. Football Season Is Here and for all of you who don't really care for the game, I feel sorry for you. Hopefully one of your favorite shows will be playing this season on cable. I don't know if you are excited but I am livid. This is the one time of year where we all get to let it all hang out. If you know what I mean. I am ecstatic about the opportunities this season will present for my employer and my new teams: The Eagles & Bengals. Yes, I have two. How can you not support Michael Vick & T.O.'s return to football?! I didn't even mention my college and high school teams. I wish all of you and your teams the best of luck this season. Each of our teams are undefeated at the moment, but of course that won't last long.

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